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aprettypastiche:

"As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."

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i intend to be your last, however long it takes.

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

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- bill clinton (via coolator)

"[I would rather] have a dragon. Which I do in my dreams every night when I AM Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen.” - Kristen Bell

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"
"SHORYUKEN"

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"

"SHORYUKEN"

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Public female hysteria??

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

memewhore:

Game of Thrones, GoT

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